Michael: Did you see Holly’s butt?Jim: No, I didn’t. You know why? Because most of the time, friends don’t talk about other friends’ butts. But what have you learned about her?Michael: I learned that she broke her left leg twice in one year. I learned that she’s allergic to sesame seeds. I learned that she has read Lonesome Dove three times.Jim: Nice.Michael: And that her butt refuses to quit.Jim: Well, I tried.
Michael: Did you see Holly’s butt?
Jim: No, I didn’t. You know why? Because most of the time, friends don’t talk about other friends’ butts. But what have you learned about her?
Michael: I learned that she broke her left leg twice in one year. I learned that she’s allergic to sesame seeds. I learned that she has read Lonesome Dove three times.
Jim: Nice.
Michael: And that her butt refuses to quit.
Jim: Well, I tried.

(Source: ofelias, via bigtunahalpert-archive)

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